If you hadn't gleaned that I'm a stickler for details from my previous post, you might get it from this one. What I was asked for was a prescription pill bottle complete with script label for a Pharmacist's going away party. Seemed simple enough; split a cylinder and beef up for the cap. Non child proof - just so ya know.
Sad Disclaimer: At this point I didn't take in progress pics because I didn't have my camera (it was packed) and sometimes I just forget.
I dug out my 9" straight wall pans and made a slew (is six a slew?) of chocolate cakes, halved them and stacked them up on a board to get the right length. Then, I did one last on in a 12" spring form to get the right proportion for the cap. Sadly, yes I measured the bottle and made a ratio to follow so they were accurate. These people look at pill bottles all day - they'll know if I goof up.
Having the rough shape glued together with overkill chocolate icing (another request), I started making my 'script bottle orange' fondant which was trial and error with the third time being the charm. I'd like to pass on the color formula but it escapes me... it was a ratio of Wilton's Copper and Golden Yellow with a touch of Sunshine Yellow. Start with 60/40 of Golden to Copper and see where it gets you. (Hopefully Pill Bottle Orange - PBO from now on)
OK, rough shape is good, the orange is... orange so what did I do to make the INCREDIBLE label for the cake? Here's a hint, it's NOT printed on edible paper. It' s colored piping gel. Now, your head might have just exploded, and that's OK. I'm currently deciding if this method will be a trade secret or not, so gather your cranium and change your shorts. You might learn about it in a later post.
I dirty iced and laid the label on the cake, then filled in with the PBO and blended. Here's where I learned that extremely dry atmosphere really really REALLY likes the moisture in your foodstuffs. In the time it took me to roll out and trim, the fondant had dried enough to be less cooperative. Usually you can blend seams, uh, seamlessly, but it has to be well hydrated. This is where I consider this particular cake a failure I couldn't blend the seams. Sure, it looked nice using the 10 foot rule but I prefer the 10 inch rule as you dive into it face first, mouth open. (Is that just me?)
In spite of my... struggles, it was very well received and I was told 'It's a cake, it doesn't HAVE to be perfect' which honestly doesn't console me much but makes me want to try harder next time. All the party goers flipped out and took lots of pictures, which reminds me - I really should try to get some of them.
I'll leave you with the lesson of making sure your supplies are as fresh as possible and be sure to compensate for atmo and altitude. Keep your fondant hydrated and in an airtight container but don't overdo it or you're gonna get a nasty surprise when you open it later. Top off your gel colors with glycerine of they're getting too pasty and try not to be so hard on yourself if it doesn't turn out perfect. It's why you're learning: Just do better next time.
So guess where the Pharmacist worked? |
Yep - I had a typo. Coloradp sound like a nice place. Exacto = Eraser |
They wouldn't let me use 'take rectally'... I wanted to BADLY. |
It was approximately 10 x 28 I think... I really should write stuff down. |
I think the Tech's Name was Jenny... also the results of drying fondant: bad seams :( |